The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to punch that like button

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!