The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!