X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!