Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Dejavu

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to science.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!