The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!