- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

the power to be powerless

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to be half invisible

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to be dead

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

Pointless Super Powers