The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to be powerless

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!