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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly
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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times
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you do not need to eat but you have to sit
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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The power to sexually attract whales
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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to have a power.
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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.
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The power to not be Chuck Norris.
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.
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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses
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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.
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+139
ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..
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+137
The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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+133
The power to make yourself not have a super power
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+131
The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!