The power to have a power.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!