The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!