THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!