The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to die early.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!