the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to lose this power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!