the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to see air

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!