The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power of Grayskull.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to see air

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to control urine

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!