the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to create bad superpowers

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to get in the van

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The power to die at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!