The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!