The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to become a llama.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!