The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Acid pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!