The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Super-slowness

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!