The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!