The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to jerk off

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!