having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!