The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to die at will

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!