thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to spelle caretly

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!