The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!