the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power of words

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!