The power to science.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power... to read this

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!