The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!