The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to turn water into wine.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Acid pee

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!