The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!