The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!