The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to die at will

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!