The power to see in black and white.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to die at will

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!