The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!