- Pointless Super Powers

the power to instantly die

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to not get shit dick

Being able to fly in place.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to pee poop

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power of being yourself

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!