the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be dead

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!