The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be dead

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to divide by zero

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!