The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!