the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to die at will

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!