The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!