The power to be dead

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!