The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!