The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!