The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!