the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!