- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to start time.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to divide by zero

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers