The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!