- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to lock open doors

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to troll.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

Pointless Super Powers