The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!