The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to make cats burp.

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

Dejavu

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to science.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

Power to not have any power.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!