- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to not move but your always happy.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Pointless Super Powers