The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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hello

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!