The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be dead

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!