- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the power to instantly die

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

Pointless Super Powers