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The power to walk on frozen water.
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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.
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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours
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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site
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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.
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The ability to not be Batman
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The power to be superman with no power's
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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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the ability to make something that docent exists
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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.
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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping
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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.
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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.
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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country
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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!