Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!