The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!